(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Michelle Pfeiffer

(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs LRC歌词

[00:03.880]Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn

[00:11.080]Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!

[00:16.240]I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!

[00:19.070]Front step，cha-cha-cha

[00:20.110]Back step，cha-cha-cha

[00:21.920]side step，front step

[00:27.910]oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs

[00:30.680]Oh, mother not more ancient history!

[00:32.650]oh my god.how times have changed

[00:35.920]these girls must be blind or completely deranged

[00:39.420]but time seemed to halt

[00:40.490]when I was miss baltimore crabs

[00:44.570]amber, that move is far too dirty~

[00:46.730]Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!

[00:50.570]You can laugh, but life's a test!

[00:53.750]Don’t do this, don't do that!

[00:55.480]Remember, Mother knows best!

[00:57.640]And the crowns in the vault from

[00:59.710]when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs

[01:02.690]these steps are perfect ammunition.

[01:04.710]Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition

[01:08.390]Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!

[01:11.850]1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7

[01:15.500]Those poor runner ups

[01:17.390]might still hold some grudges

[01:19.240]They padded their cups

[01:21.290]But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance

[01:30.390]boys, put me down!

[1:32.490]Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!

[01:36.180]Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!

[01:40.140]

[01:40.500]On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!

[01:44.860]Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?

[01:46.600]Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!

[01:48.560]I hit the stage

[01:50.270]

[01:52.290]While belting Aida

[01:54.010]and preparing SOUFLEES!

[01:54.530]But that triple somersault

[01:56.530]is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!

[02:29.780]Proceed.

[02:30.630]Are you scared we're on live?

[02:32.340]No, I'm sure I can cope.

[02:34.100]Well, this show isn't broadcast in

[02:36.480]Cinema scope!

[02:37.740]I never drink one chocolate malt

[02:39.570]no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!

[02:44.860]This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!

[02:48.460]Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!

[02:52.190]I would say

[02:52.910]Oh! guvilut

[02:54.090]if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs

[02:59.120]Do you dance like you dress?

[03:01.010]Amber, theres no need to be cruel

[03:02.810]would u swim in an integrated pool?

[03:06.380]I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!

[03:10.960]Not in Baltimore, it isn't!

[03:13.080]and may i be frank

[03:14.800]first impressions can be tough

[03:16.660]and when i saw you i knew

[03:18.510]if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it!

[03:22.210]and so my dear ，so short and stout

[03:25.640]you’ll never be in

[03:27.450]so were kicking you out!

[03:29.330]with your form and your fate

[03:31.450]oh, it isn't your fault!

[03:33.070]just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs

[03:43.700]ugh you may go

[03:45.120]

[03:47.480]I think they secretly liked u!

[03:51.740]May I please audition?

[03:52.920]Of course not

[03:54.570]but u can bow and exalt

[03:56.770]for i am miss Baltimore crabs!

[04:02.990]crabs, crabs, crabs