My Brother - Guy Dearden

My Brother LRC歌词

作词 : Mitch Murray/Terry Scott 作曲 : Mitch Murray/Terry Scott My Brother Who put salt in the sugar bowl? Who put fireworks in the coal? Who put a real live toad in the hole? My Brother. Who put jam in Mother’s shoe? Who made real caterpiller stew? Who locked Grandad in the loo? My brother. My brother said it wasn’t he who put some shampoo in Grandma’s tea. My brother said that it was me. (My brother’s rotten). Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall? Who put soot in the baby’s ball? Who drew things on the garden wall? My brother. Who’s pet mouse made Auntie shriek? Who ate glue and couldn’t speak? What clever Dick was sick for a week? My brother. Who keeps maggots in a tin? Plays the twist on the violin? Who’s been getting at the gin? My brother. He looks just like a chimney sweep but dirt they say is just skin deep. I know he’s good when he’s asleep ( But you don’t know what he’s dreamin’ about!) Who won’t mind if I ride his bike? Who lets me shoot his gun if I like? Who says I am best of all? My brother.