My Name Is - Eminem

My Name Is LRC歌词

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[00:00.00]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

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[00:04.00]My name is.. {"{"}scratches} Slim Shady

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[00:07.00]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

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[00:09.00]My name is.. {"{"}scratches} Slim Shady

[00:14.00]Ahem.. excuse me!

[00:18.00]Can I have the attention of the class

[00:20.00]for one second?

[00:23.00]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

[00:26.00]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

[00:29.00]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

[00:32.00]Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

[00:34.00]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

[00:37.00]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

[00:40.00]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

[00:43.00]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

[00:46.00]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

[00:48.00]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

[00:51.00]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's **** off

[00:54.00]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

[00:57.00]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

[00:59.00]faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast

[01:02.00]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

[01:06.00]I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!

[01:31.00]My English teacher wanted to have *** in junior high

[01:34.00]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy

[01:37.00]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

[01:40.00]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)

[01:42.00]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

[01:45.00]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)

[01:48.00]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians

[01:50.00]Rapin le**ians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

[01:53.00]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

[01:56.00]I just found out my mom does more **** than I do

[01:59.00]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

[02:02.00]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

[02:05.00]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

[02:07.00]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

[02:10.00]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)

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[02:38.00]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

[02:41.00]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!

[02:44.00]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die

[02:47.00]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

[02:50.00]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide

[02:53.00]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

[02:56.00]All my life I was very deprived

[02:58.00]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

[03:01.00]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

[03:03.00]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)

[03:06.00]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

[03:09.00]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO ****! (WAH!)

[03:13.00]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

[03:15.00]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)

[03:18.00]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)

[03:19.00]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)

[03:21.00]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had