The Fright Before Christmas - The Stupendium

The Fright Before Christmas LRC歌词

[00:10.069] This time every year
[00:13.221] I am forced to face my fears
[00:16.489] As hoards of evil villains come to stay
[00:21.292] Smiling ear to ear
[00:24.246] And spreading blood and gore and cheer
[00:26.892] Instead of killing things in their video games
[00:33.228] But this Christmas Eve
[00:35.423] As I sit scrolling through my Steam
[00:38.233] Waiting for it all to start again
[00:44.815] Darkness fills the screen
[00:46.521] And every pixel starts to scream
[00:49.345] I think this year I get to go to them
[00:53.656]
[00:55.654] Bendy and the Wendigo
[00:57.742] Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over
[01:00.676] Cocoa from SCP-294
[01:05.024] Whilst Boris and Alice Angel
[01:07.425] Help King Dice set the tables
[01:10.183] And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks
[01:14.757] Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide-and-seek
[01:20.090] Piggy's hiding on the tables
[01:22.540] With an apple in her teeth
[01:24.824] Granny's sitting by the fire
[01:27.257] She's just trying to get some sleep
[01:29.881] And Cartoon Cat is in her lap
[01:32.875] But won't fit on the seat
[01:35.550]
[01:41.387] This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
[01:45.212] I was sat at my computer
[01:47.662] Then I slid into the void
[01:50.154] Filled to the brim with villains
[01:52.364] Who could all have me destroyed
[01:54.596] But they're all too preoccupied
[01:57.130] With opening their toys
[01:59.105]
[01:59.405] 364 days a year they're rather vicious
[02:03.860] There's not much time off in the killing business
[02:08.478] Now the Keeper's leaving giblets
[02:10.995] On the plate with Santa's biscuits
[02:13.437] Here upon the fright before Christmas
[02:17.792]
[02:18.330] The Rake has gone ice skating
[02:20.698] Whilst the puppets do the baking
[02:23.127] And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair
[02:28.214] Crewmates and Impostors
[02:30.661] Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters
[02:33.043] But each time I look
[02:34.624] There's one less Crewmate there
[02:38.332] The Evil Nun and Hell Priests
[02:41.121] Hold a special midnight service
[02:43.627] To ancient gods and devils
[02:45.718] (There's like 30 different versions)
[02:48.226] Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus
[02:53.091] And if you're thirsty
[02:54.897] The Francis York Morgan brought a thermos
[02:59.027]
[03:02.841] 364 days a year they're rather vicious
[03:08.112] Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business
[03:12.258] Frank Whittle sounds familiar
[03:15.425] But I'm sure it's just coincidence
[03:17.875] Here upon the fright before Christmas
[03:21.699]
[03:22.284] Tasi Trianon and the Carrion
[03:25.327] Are sitting watching Carry On films
[03:27.873] Whilst it's still their turn on the TV
[03:32.390] As the Neighbor and the Nemesis
[03:35.256] Wait to play on the Genesis
[03:38.026] For speedrun tips from Sonic.exe
[03:41.778] The Glamrock Fazbear gang
[03:44.652] Have got that rocking Christmas sound
[03:47.326] But Vanny seems to know my name
[03:49.874] And it's freaking me out
[03:52.881] The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around
[03:57.653] Then Siren Head comes carllong
[04:00.326] And blows them all back down
[04:03.144]
[04:06.971] This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
[04:12.170] I was sat at my computer
[04:14.722] Then I slid into the void
[04:17.068] Filled to the brim with villains
[04:19.699] Who could all have me destroyed
[04:22.007] But they're all too preoccupied
[04:24.245] With opening their toys
[04:26.053]
[04:26.270] 364 days a year they're rather vicious
[04:30.822] Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business
[04:35.208] Monika and Yandere-chan
[04:37.538] Are fighting over my gifts as
[04:40.285] We celebrate the fright before Christmas
[04:44.028]
[04:44.281] I wake up at my computer
[04:47.236] After all the festive cheer
[04:50.546] Wondering if I'll get to see
[04:53.914] My friends again next year
[04:56.288] As though they're really popular
[04:59.870] It's evidently clear
[05:02.731] That after doing three of these
[05:05.870] I'm all out of ideas
[05:07.409]
[05:07.595] 364 days a year they're rather vicious
[05:11.690] Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business
[05:16.469] I'll need a new meter
[05:18.825] After all the things I've witnessed
[05:21.159] Here upon the fright before Christmas
[05:25.296] Here upon the fright before Christmas
[05:29.840] Here upon the fright, before Christmas
[05:34.944] The End