Like A Boss - The Lonely Island

Like A Boss LRC歌词

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ...

[00:00.51]Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.

[00:03.08]No problem.

[00:04.01]So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

[00:06.20]Absolutely, I'm the boss.

[00:07.99]Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.

[00:10.98]Well the first thing I do is...

[00:12.93]Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)

[00:14.26]Approve memos (Like a boss)

[00:15.71]Lead a workshop (Like a boss)

[00:17.27]Remember birthdays (Like a boss)

[00:18.87]Direct work flow (Like a boss)

[00:20.50]My own bathroom (Like a boss)

[00:22.00]Micromanage (Like a boss)

[00:23.60]Promote synergy (Like a boss)

[00:25.19]Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)

[00:26.86]Get rejected (Like a boss)

[00:28.47]Swallow sadness (Like a boss)

[00:30.05]Send some faxes (Like a boss)

[00:31.66]Call a *** line (Like a boss)

[00:33.18]Cry deeply (Like a boss)

[00:34.69]Demand a refund (Like a boss)

[00:36.59]Eat a bagel (Like a boss)

[00:38.25]Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)

[00:39.69]No promotion (Like a boss)

[00:41.42]Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)

[00:43.06]***t on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)

[00:44.63]Buy a gun (Like a boss)

[00:46.04]In my mouth (Like a boss)

[00:47.70]Oh, **** me, I can't ******* do it, ***t!

[00:50.78]***** out (Like a boss)

[00:52.61]Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)

[00:54.22]Jump out the window (Like a boss)

[00:55.60]Suck a dude's **** (Like a boss)

[00:57.27]Score some coke (Like a boss)

[00:58.86]Crash my car (Like a boss)

[01:00.37]Suck my own **** (Like a boss)

[01:02.16]Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)

[01:03.65]Chop my ***** off (Like a boss)

[01:05.16]Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)

[01:06.90]Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)

[01:08.40]**** his brains out (Like a boss)

[01:09.99]Turn into a jet (Like a boss)

[01:11.44]Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)

[01:13.23]Crash into the sun (Like a boss)

[01:14.80]Now I'm dead (Like a boss)

[01:16.45]...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?

[01:20.52]No doubt.

[01:21.81]You chop your ***** off and die?

[01:23.63]Hell yeah!

[01:24.74]And I think you said at one point there you suck your own ****?

[01:27.53]Nope.

[01:29.59]I'm pretty sure you did.

[01:31.09]Nah, that ain't me.

[01:32.67]Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.

[01:35.50]I'm the boss.

[01:36.76]Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.

[01:38.91]I'm the boss.

[01:40.43]Yeah, yeah, I got it.

[01:41.16]I'm the boss.

[01:42.08]No, I heard you, see you later!

[01:44.51]Like a boss!

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